MySugarLumps

Joined:02/04/2009

Age:14

Location:The Orange Curtain

Profile: I love cheetos, the Adult Swim channel, the Real Housewives of Orange County and making fun of people who I deem to be stupid (i.e. the Real Housewives of Orange County.)

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MySugarLumps's Haiku:
Average Vote Total Votes Haiku Date Posted
4.27 15 She wore natty dreads.
Hippies have grody arm pits.
Especially hair.
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02/04/2009
5.14 14 Fuzzy old hippie
wearing nothing for his shoes
He stinks really bad
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02/04/2009
4.88 17 Sometimes my maxi rolls
It sticks to my skin
Sucks to be a girl.
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02/04/2009
5.50 22 Who farted, not me?
You people are disgusting.
Take it outside okay?
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02/04/2009
3.05 19 McDonalds is sick!
Veins in a chicken nugget?
I'd rather eat poo!
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02/04/2009
4.50 16 His pants shift sideways.
They don't even reach the floor.
Nerdy guys are cute.
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02/05/2009
4.26 19 What is A.D.D.?
I hate when my dog licks me.
Hot chocolate rocks!
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02/05/2009
2.82 17 Boogers are tasty
I like to stick them to things
such as my cats tail.
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02/05/2009
5.25 12 Tacos, burritos.
Whatcha got in those speedos?
Yer poopin yeah yeah!
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02/05/2009
4.75 16 Walmart is so lame.
They gave our jobs to China.
Now I smell like rice.
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02/05/2009
4.60 10 I am Donald's hair.
I sweep forward in disguise.
Now I'll say "you're fired!"
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02/05/2009
5.11 19 My colon is clean.
I used the Swiffer Wet Jet.
I squeak when I fart.
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02/05/2009
4.50 14 Got paid to dogsit.
I played wheel barrel with him.
He had no back legs.
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02/10/2009
4.53 15 I swear I saw it!
A hand came out of his beard!
Then bitch slapped him!
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02/10/2009
4.17 12 Tool Academy.
Just buff guidoes with hair gel.
New Jersey must suck.
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02/10/2009
4.10 20 I need more fiber.
So I ate pea soup today.
My butt will explode!
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02/10/2009
6.36 14 Shiver me timbers!
It is pirate haiku day!
So give me an ARRRGGG!
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02/11/2009
4.13 8 Pirates talk SQL.
Select* from [table].[ISLAND]
WHERE trunk = 'gold'
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02/11/2009
4.92 13 Germs from Germany.
The plague smells of sauerkraut.
Ich lieben ein bier.
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02/13/2009
5.40 5 It's Presidents Day.
I love Teddy Roosevelt.
But, Jackson was cool...
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02/16/2009
5.27 11 The Goat Whisperer.
Poor man's answer to Toby.
I hate sad stories.

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02/16/2009
3.67 9 Old people and mint.
Platar Fasciitis hurts.
"I'll buy a vowel Pat."
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02/16/2009
4.40 10 We all miss Jerry.
And Jerry missed his finger.
It missed the guitar.
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02/16/2009
7.13 16 See AC/DC
Like I just did with my dad.
Angus tore it up!
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02/16/2009
4.45 11 My pimple, it bleeds
The bloodiest of blood puss
Face hidden in shame.
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02/23/2009
4.90 10 Bush cookin' the books.
The President went jihad!
Wars are expensive.

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02/27/2009
3.62 21 Ode to Dolly Parton:

Boobs so bodacious
I bow to your womanhood.
My backwards Barbie.
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03/12/2009
1.94 16 What's a mule skinner?
They must have voted McCain.
I'd have the blues too.
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03/12/2009
3.56 18 Fly on my pizza,
hungry and eating my lunch,
you are now protein!
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03/12/2009
3.93 27 So Elisalynn,
is your soul black or shallow?
Oh, and your name sucks.
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03/12/2009
4.42 24 The Corporate World
A place for creative thought?
Yeah right, I think not!
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03/23/2009
2.27 33 Pimple in my nose.
That's right, I said IN not ON.
It's very painful.
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05/05/2009
2.16 32 Llof anipasset...
Zeetphal os mehtnah xirdurb.
Trew nessek yop qoy!

  Silver Trophy Winner for May 2009                      Comments(1)
05/29/2009
3.30 30 Centenarian.
That's a five syllable word.
Haikus are easy!
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05/29/2009
2.15 41 She wore those diapers.
The ones that crunch when you walk.
Wondered who changed them.
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05/29/2009
2.87 45 No more sad haikus.
They are lame and just plain trite.
Try being funny....
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05/29/2009
3.25 20 Kids are like death.
But, sooner than you would think.
Someone kill me now!
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07/22/2010
4.52 27 When life gets you down
Just write a funny haiku
I swear it will change.
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07/22/2010