Haiku Hary
| Joined: | 01/29/2009 |
| Age: | 67 |
| Location: | Harryland |
| Profile: |
I am Haiku Harry. You will all bow to my haiku prowess. I also enjoy potato chips, surfing magazines, and OTC medications. I also have an addiction to tie-dying all my clothing, even my work clothes. Bow to me! |
| Website: | Whenceforth |
Haiku Hary's Haiku:
| Average Vote | Total Votes | Haiku | Date Posted |
| 4.43 | 14 | My elbows are chapped. How the hell does that happen? Lips, sure, but elbows!!!??? Comments(1) |
02/04/2009 |
| 4.56 | 16 | Haiku Harry's here He's Supreme Haiku Master Bow in awed silence Comments(0) |
02/04/2009 |
| 5.54 | 13 | To my neighbor, Mike: If you're reading this, Up Yours! You bitter old crank. Comments(0) |
02/04/2009 |
| 5.50 | 18 | I ponder the frost Frozen in delicate beauty My winter mistress Comments(0) |
02/04/2009 |
| 4.31 | 13 | Anything to drink? $5.16 at the window. Thank you, drive thru please Comments(0) |
02/04/2009 |
| 4.50 | 18 | O sweet opium You take me to far off lands Without leaving home. Comments(0) |
02/04/2009 |
| 5.00 | 18 | Beautiful children I love to hear them laughing Warms my heart and soul Comments(0) |
02/05/2009 |
| 3.57 | 14 | The roach coach is here Every day at ten o'clock Their tater tots rule. Comments(0) |
02/05/2009 |
| 4.67 | 9 | Forbidden darkness Warm flesh pressed against my own Erotic passion Comments(0) |
02/05/2009 |
| 4.12 | 17 | I have to move bowels But we only have two stalls And they're both taken. Comments(0) |
02/05/2009 |
| 4.38 | 13 | The distant thunder Draws ever closer by night Wake me from my dreams Comments(0) |
02/05/2009 |
| 4.56 | 16 | "I'm from Uniforce! Show me to my work station!" "Ah, you must be Josh." Comments(0) |
02/05/2009 |
| 6.21 | 14 | Yo soy un perro Tengo flan en mi culo Ay! Que lastima! Comments(1) |
02/05/2009 |
| 4.90 | 10 | My esophagus Unhinged like mating badgers Moon deposits reign. Comments(0) |
02/05/2009 |
| 4.32 | 19 | Black paint on black tile Black on the blackest blackness Black begets black black. Comments(0) |
02/05/2009 |
| 3.37 | 19 | Curious wonder Question that torments my mind Do owls get boogers? Comments(0) |
02/05/2009 |
| 5.43 | 21 | She whispers my name Caresses my arm softly Let me sleep, you skank! Comments(1) |
02/05/2009 |
| 3.60 | 5 | Me gusta tacos Y me gusta burritos Si, yo soy gordo Comments(0) |
02/10/2009 |
| 5.21 | 14 | It's Beard Haiku Day! Everyone write a haiku That talks about beards Comments(0) |
02/10/2009 |
| 4.31 | 13 | Beards are for winners All great men in history Had a beard some time Comments(0) |
02/10/2009 |
| 3.80 | 15 | Hey baby, come here I'll tickle your lady parts With my bushy beard Comments(0) |
02/10/2009 |
| 4.60 | 20 | Don't mean to be rude I'm sick of saying "Bless you" You sneeze ALL the time Comments(0) |
02/10/2009 |
| 6.00 | 11 | On his face a beard Badge of handsome distinction Such poise, and charming Comments(0) |
02/10/2009 |
| 5.50 | 12 | My beard is my life Without it I will wither Into a dead shell Comments(0) |
02/10/2009 |
| 4.33 | 15 | Thou hast beard, thy man! Reckoneth you thy answers To all conundrums? Comments(0) |
02/10/2009 |
| 4.75 | 8 | Bearded woman, no! You must shave your face at once Beards are just for men. Comments(0) |
02/10/2009 |
| 6.50 | 10 | Babies can't grow beards What sadness they must endure Until old enough Comments(1) |
02/10/2009 |
| 5.13 | 8 | Cheese biscuit wafers Does such a product exist? They sure do sound good! Comments(0) |
02/13/2009 |
| 5.21 | 14 | To all those voting Lighten up a little bit My haikus are great! Comments(0) |
02/13/2009 |
| 8.00 | 6 | Sticks in the river Fallen remnants from the trees Water guides their path Comments(0) |
02/13/2009 |
| 6.62 | 13 | Tootsie Roll baby Why you be jiving my thang? Big Poppa don't dig  Comments(0) |
02/23/2009 |
| 4.44 | 16 | A bee stung my butt Now I can't even sit down Or let you spank me Comments(2) |
02/23/2009 |
| 3.95 | 19 | At nighttime, a star Twinkling bright for all to see I tinkle on trees Comments(0) |
03/03/2009 |
| 4.10 | 10 | Halibut tacos A new frontier in good taste Pass the sauce, bebeh! Comments(0) |
03/03/2009 |
| 4.18 | 17 | Smoky co-worker Face like The Exorcist girl After she's possessed Comments(1) |
03/03/2009 |
| 2.47 | 19 | Word to yo mutha Chillin' like a va-zillain West side, beyotches! Comments(1) |
03/06/2009 |
| 2.63 | 16 | My baby mama Why you gots to be frontin' Like the bits you is Comments(0) |
03/06/2009 |
| 2.58 | 19 | Coprophiliacs Think fecal matter's sexy How weird can you get? Comments(0) |
03/06/2009 |
| 2.14 | 21 | Word to yo mutha Chillin' like a vi-zillain West side, beyotches! Comments(0) |
03/06/2009 |
| 4.63 | 16 | There's fuzz on my words I have a hairy haiku Stop looking at it! Comments(1) |
03/06/2009 |
| 4.73 | 15 | Wings of an eagle Soaring with grace and beauty Carried by the wind Comments(0) |
03/10/2009 |
| 2.41 | 27 | Worst feeling ever To have any itchy butthole While on a first date Comments(2) |
03/10/2009 |
| 5.75 | 8 | I need a shower I smell of sweat, dirt, syrup And Irishmen's blood Comments(0) |
03/10/2009 |
| 4.04 | 23 | Haiku schmaiku Won't follow regular format On this one Comments(0) |
03/10/2009 |
| 3.56 | 27 | State of Florida Like America's Penis Whizzin' on Cuba Comments(0) |
03/10/2009 |
| 2.09 | 34 | Golf balls, tennis balls It seems balls are everywhere Mine are in your mouth Comments(0) |
03/11/2009 |
| 3.13 | 23 | Watching hamsters mate Bruce gently mounts Claudia They'll have cute babies. Comments(0) |
03/11/2009 |
| 4.81 | 16 | Punk rock, green hair-do Does carpet match the curtains? I really hope not. Comments(0) |
03/11/2009 |
| 3.86 | 22 | Oh crap! I missed lunch! I'm busy writing haikus Instead of eating. Comments(0) |
03/11/2009 |
| 2.95 | 20 | Rock on the sea floor Been there for millions of years Covered in whale poop Comments(1) |
03/11/2009 |
| 5.24 | 21 | Life without iPods An exercise in madness Music, my saviour! Comments(0) |
04/14/2009 |
| 2.61 | 23 | My job is stupid And I'm pretty sure my boss Eats his pubic hairs Comments(0) |
04/14/2009 |
| 2.05 | 21 | Tessapina foll Brudrix hanthem so lahpteez Yoq poy kessen wert. Comments(0) |
05/29/2009 |
| 2.45 | 47 | Worst part of aging The way ball sac keeps sagging Damn you, gravity! Comments(0) |
05/29/2009 |
| 1.80 | 46 | Farting in public Is now deemed acceptable Because I said so. Comments(0) |
05/29/2009 |
| 3.72 | 29 | Wide-eyed gazelle leaps Lives for thrill of the chase Although it could die Comments(0) |
05/29/2009 |
| 2.34 | 41 | Let's have sex tonight I'll wear that cologne you like Eau de lumberjack Comments(1) |
05/29/2009 |
| 3.00 | 37 | Stomach is in pain Waiting on an empty stall I'm prairie-doggin' Comments(0) |
06/02/2009 |
| 2.54 | 52 | Hey, lame ass voters I can click a button too You're all getting 1's! Comments(0) |
06/02/2009 |
| 2.44 | 36 | Smoke signals ahead Wary wounded warriors? Or stoned Italians? Comments(0) |
12/28/2009 |
| 2.34 | 32 | OK, I admit I'm obsessed with Stevie Nicks Don't judge me, Pablo. Comments(0) |
12/28/2009 |
| 3.49 | 37 | Hope my son's not gay I will love him regardless But I want grandkids Comments(1) |
12/28/2009 |
| 2.20 | 35 | A swan migration Where warmer climates await Bigga chigga choo! Comments(1) |
12/28/2009 |
| 3.21 | 38 | Whales do in fact fart They do not just have blowholes On top of their heads Comments(0) |
12/28/2009 |
| 3.32 | 28 | Everything bagels Can be a bit much sometimes Flavors don't mix well  Comments(0) |
12/28/2009 |