Blackdogace

Joined:01/29/2009

Age:42

Location:Arizona

Profile: I dream in haiku
It's silly for me, I know
It is what it is bro

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Blackdogace's Haiku:
Average Vote Total Votes Haiku Date Posted
5.50 14 Tom Jones is awesome

He drives the old bats crazy

Keep your panties on

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01/29/2009
3.24 25 Vanilla and Cream

Is the yogurt of the day

Trader Joes Rules!

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01/29/2009
5.94 18 Is this site PG?

Can I push to rated R?

Should I stay at G?

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01/29/2009
4.31 16 I’m drinking latte

I burnt my tongue, typical

I’m so impatient



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02/04/2009
5.08 12 Toot toot, hey, beep beep
My right nostril is whistling
Toot toot, hey, beep beep



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02/05/2009
4.53 15 A beard on a man

Can be very dangerous

For a Woman’s thighs

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02/10/2009
3.82 17 Who wrote the Stones tunes?

I was born from a toothless

biddy hag? What the?



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03/06/2009
4.25 16 I like Oatmeal

Brown sugar and bacon, how

come you taste so good?

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03/06/2009
3.78 23 Elton sings these words

“It’s a little bit funny”

Not funny ha ha

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03/06/2009
4.18 17 Do not take the chance

Of coming back a cockroach

You might get stepped on



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03/06/2009
2.92 12 Coprolites are old

Totally ancient poo poo

Fossilized by time

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03/06/2009
3.20 25 What mood is he in?
Guy with fruit on his member
He’s F’ing Despair

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03/11/2009
3.77 22 Smokers taking breaks
Ruining it for others
No mas coffee truck!
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03/11/2009
6.11 19 Spring in the desert
The cactus is blossoming
A respite from brown
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04/01/2009
2.16 31 Disguised my red zit
It is now a beauty mark
Ala Marilyn

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05/29/2009
2.29 49 My son likes heinous
Because it sounds like anus
But without the H

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05/29/2009
2.36 36 Hey You! Sham Wow Guy
Just who do you think you are
With that mouth piece thing?

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05/29/2009
2.30 43 I’m writing Haiku

While taking a poo. Whoo hoo!

Does this bother you?

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05/29/2009