Blackdogace
| Joined: | 01/29/2009 |
| Age: | 42 |
| Location: | Arizona |
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I dream in haiku It's silly for me, I know It is what it is bro |
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Blackdogace's Haiku:
| Average Vote | Total Votes | Haiku | Date Posted |
| 5.50 | 14 | Tom Jones is awesome He drives the old bats crazy Keep your panties on Comments(1) |
01/29/2009 |
| 3.24 | 25 | Vanilla and Cream Is the yogurt of the day Trader Joes Rules! Comments(0) |
01/29/2009 |
| 5.94 | 18 | Is this site PG? Can I push to rated R? Should I stay at G? Comments(2) |
01/29/2009 |
| 4.31 | 16 | I’m drinking latte I burnt my tongue, typical I’m so impatient Comments(0) |
02/04/2009 |
| 5.08 | 12 | Toot toot, hey, beep beep My right nostril is whistling Toot toot, hey, beep beep Comments(0) |
02/05/2009 |
| 4.53 | 15 | A beard on a man Can be very dangerous For a Woman’s thighs Comments(0) |
02/10/2009 |
| 3.82 | 17 | Who wrote the Stones tunes? I was born from a toothless biddy hag? What the? Comments(1) |
03/06/2009 |
| 4.25 | 16 | I like Oatmeal Brown sugar and bacon, how come you taste so good? Comments(0) |
03/06/2009 |
| 3.78 | 23 | Elton sings these words “It’s a little bit funny” Not funny ha ha Comments(0) |
03/06/2009 |
| 4.18 | 17 | Do not take the chance Of coming back a cockroach You might get stepped on Comments(0) |
03/06/2009 |
| 2.92 | 12 | Coprolites are old Totally ancient poo poo Fossilized by time Comments(0) |
03/06/2009 |
| 3.20 | 25 | What mood is he in? Guy with fruit on his member He’s F’ing Despair Comments(0) |
03/11/2009 |
| 3.77 | 22 | Smokers taking breaks Ruining it for others No mas coffee truck! Comments(0) |
03/11/2009 |
| 6.11 | 19 | Spring in the desert The cactus is blossoming A respite from brown Comments(0) |
04/01/2009 |
| 2.16 | 31 | Disguised my red zit It is now a beauty mark Ala Marilyn Comments(1) |
05/29/2009 |
| 2.29 | 49 | My son likes heinous Because it sounds like anus But without the H Comments(1) |
05/29/2009 |
| 2.36 | 36 | Hey You! Sham Wow Guy Just who do you think you are With that mouth piece thing? Comments(0) |
05/29/2009 |
| 2.30 | 43 | I’m writing Haiku While taking a poo. Whoo hoo! Does this bother you? Comments(0) |
05/29/2009 |