Destined To Fail

Joined:10/05/2008

Age:27

Location:Naples

Profile: I like cheese

Website:www.newgrounds.com


Destined To Fail's Haiku:
Average Vote Total Votes Haiku Date Posted
5.38 37 Provocative Plunge
Mediocre Relation
Explicit Ending
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10/06/2008
4.10 29 Sound Of Your Songs
Angels Being Molested
Ears Dripping With Blood
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10/06/2008
5.79 24 A Window To Life
Colors Too Good To Be True
Visited In Dreams
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10/06/2008
4.74 23 Flame Surrendering
Jack-O-Lantern In The Sky
Engulfed By Water
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10/06/2008
3.97 34 "Don't Be Such A Girl"
"I Am A Girl Last I Checked"
"When Last Did You Check"
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10/06/2008
5.08 24 Functioning And Keen
Opportune Moment Alone
Not A Word To Say
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10/06/2008
5.26 34 Been On Top Of The World
And Buried Beneath It
Scum Always Rises
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10/06/2008
5.00 29 Driving Down The Street
Where Could My Wallet Have Gone
Lost My Keys Again
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10/06/2008
4.67 24 Nonexistent Breath
Numbness To Life Around Me
Loss Of Sensation
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10/06/2008
5.77 22 Gorgeous Silhouette
Unblemished Posterior
Then She Turned Around
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10/06/2008
4.70 30 Skinny Little Lips
Boney And Undernourished
Still Kind Of Sexy
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10/06/2008
5.43 28 Torturous Morning Sun
Wearing My Hangover
Like A Purple Heart
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10/06/2008
5.28 29 The Sky Is Falling
From A Whisper To A Scream
Destruction's Apex
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10/06/2008
4.64 22 Water Spilling Down
Fifty Miles An Hour
Stinging My Fingers
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10/06/2008
5.38 29 Demoralizing
Professional Professor
Monotonous Course
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10/06/2008
5.17 30 Children Are Creepy
Bulbous Eyes, Chubby Faces
And Then They Grow Up
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10/06/2008
4.57 28 Proof Of Existence
Hall Of Empty Melodies
The Brink Of Despair
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10/06/2008
6.42 24 Ocean In The Sky
Pillows Of Soft Marsh Mellows
Fleeting Perfection
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10/08/2008
4.42 26 Yesterday Was Great
Today Is The Worst
How Will It Be Tomorrow
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10/09/2008
3.68 34 Pounding Aching Head
Unmarked In The Cabinet
Don't Heath Ledger It
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10/09/2008
4.21 28 Enjoying Good Wine
Drinking All Night, What A Life,
What A Hangover
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10/09/2008
7.03 29 Words Ineffective
Heartache Has It's Own Language
Spoken In Silence
  Silver Trophy Winner for October 2008                      Comments(0)
10/09/2008
3.67 21 Harri Bergeron
Welcome To The Monkey House
Let's Take A Long Walk
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10/09/2008
3.82 28 Cigarette Cheese Stick
Culinary Creation
Vomit Exercise
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10/09/2008
6.83 29 Perfect In My Mind
Memories In Black And White
Love Lost Forever

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10/09/2008
2.71 21 Busy,Busy,Bus...
Now I Will Destroy The World!!
So Says Bokono
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10/10/2008
4.04 25 Dive
Leaping Frog
Swim
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10/11/2008
5.22 23 Five Star Restaurant
Scallops In Lemon Butter
Make Me Want To Cry
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10/11/2008
4.48 27 Frozen Explosion
Brilliant Lightning Raining Down
Zeus' Anger Comes
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10/13/2008
4.65 20 Giving Art A One
On A Scale Of One To Ten
Is Ten In Malice
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10/17/2008
3.24 21 Love You Rebecca
I Am A Failure As A
Father And A Son
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10/20/2008
5.50 20 Old Woman Alone
In A Hospital Dying
A Blessed Release

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10/29/2008
4.53 19 Box Truck To The Head
Bullet Ripping Through Your Chest
Longing For More Pain
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11/02/2008
2.88 16 Dangerous People
Randumb Skin Irritations
That's My Apartment
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11/02/2008
4.09 23 Drinking Since Half Past
Born To Lose, Destined To Fail
With A Broken Heart
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11/02/2008
4.17 12 Elections Coming
Presidential Candidates
To Finish Us Off
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11/02/2008
4.56 16 Infectious Dark Clouds
Ruining My Afternoon
Shadowing Heaven
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11/02/2008
3.64 14 Oral Excursion
Vocally Violated
Dentistry Visit
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11/02/2008
3.70 20 As She Passed By Me
The Only Regret I Have
Not Seeing Her Chest
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11/02/2008
3.73 11 A Sense Of Humor
It Is Better Not To Have
Explicit Detection
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11/02/2008
4.67 12 Ocean Undertow
Stole My Gurl Away From Me
With Just A Cell Phone
Gold Trophy Winner for December 2008                        Comments(0)
12/29/2008
5.46 13 It's The Split Seconds
Between Glorious Failures
That Make Life Worth It
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01/13/2009
4.83 23 Chewing An Apple
With Feverish Aggression
My Mouth Betrayed Me
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03/26/2009