Destined To Fail
| Joined: | 10/05/2008 |
| Age: | 27 |
| Location: | Naples |
| Profile: |
I like cheese |
| Website: | www.newgrounds.com |
Destined To Fail's Haiku:
| Average Vote | Total Votes | Haiku | Date Posted |
| 5.39 | 36 | Provocative Plunge Mediocre Relation Explicit Ending Comments(0) |
10/06/2008 |
| 4.10 | 29 | Sound Of Your Songs Angels Being Molested Ears Dripping With Blood Comments(1) |
10/06/2008 |
| 5.96 | 23 | A Window To Life Colors Too Good To Be True Visited In Dreams Comments(0) |
10/06/2008 |
| 4.74 | 23 | Flame Surrendering Jack-O-Lantern In The Sky Engulfed By Water Comments(0) |
10/06/2008 |
| 3.97 | 34 | "Don't Be Such A Girl" "I Am A Girl Last I Checked" "When Last Did You Check" Comments(0) |
10/06/2008 |
| 5.08 | 24 | Functioning And Keen Opportune Moment Alone Not A Word To Say Comments(0) |
10/06/2008 |
| 5.26 | 34 | Been On Top Of The World And Buried Beneath It Scum Always Rises Comments(0) |
10/06/2008 |
| 5.00 | 29 | Driving Down The Street Where Could My Wallet Have Gone Lost My Keys Again Comments(0) |
10/06/2008 |
| 4.83 | 23 | Nonexistent Breath Numbness To Life Around Me Loss Of Sensation Comments(0) |
10/06/2008 |
| 5.77 | 22 | Gorgeous Silhouette Unblemished Posterior Then She Turned Around Comments(0) |
10/06/2008 |
| 4.76 | 29 | Skinny Little Lips Boney And Undernourished Still Kind Of Sexy Comments(1) |
10/06/2008 |
| 5.48 | 27 | Torturous Morning Sun Wearing My Hangover Like A Purple Heart Comments(0) |
10/06/2008 |
| 5.28 | 29 | The Sky Is Falling From A Whisper To A Scream Destruction's Apex Comments(0) |
10/06/2008 |
| 4.57 | 21 | Water Spilling Down Fifty Miles An Hour Stinging My Fingers Comments(0) |
10/06/2008 |
| 5.63 | 27 | Demoralizing Professional Professor Monotonous Course Comments(0) |
10/06/2008 |
| 5.17 | 30 | Children Are Creepy Bulbous Eyes, Chubby Faces And Then They Grow Up Comments(0) |
10/06/2008 |
| 4.57 | 28 | Proof Of Existence Hall Of Empty Melodies The Brink Of Despair Comments(0) |
10/06/2008 |
| 6.42 | 24 | Ocean In The Sky Pillows Of Soft Marsh Mellows Fleeting Perfection Comments(0) |
10/08/2008 |
| 4.42 | 26 | Yesterday Was Great Today Is The Worst How Will It Be Tomorrow Comments(0) |
10/09/2008 |
| 3.76 | 33 | Pounding Aching Head Unmarked In The Cabinet Don't Heath Ledger It Comments(1) |
10/09/2008 |
| 4.21 | 28 | Enjoying Good Wine Drinking All Night, What A Life, What A Hangover Comments(1) |
10/09/2008 |
| 7.03 | 29 | Words Ineffective Heartache Has It's Own Language Spoken In Silence  Comments(0) |
10/09/2008 |
| 3.67 | 21 | Harri Bergeron Welcome To The Monkey House Let's Take A Long Walk Comments(0) |
10/09/2008 |
| 3.82 | 28 | Cigarette Cheese Stick Culinary Creation Vomit Exercise Comments(0) |
10/09/2008 |
| 6.83 | 29 | Perfect In My Mind Memories In Black And White Love Lost Forever Comments(0) |
10/09/2008 |
| 2.71 | 21 | Busy,Busy,Bus... Now I Will Destroy The World!! So Says Bokono Comments(0) |
10/10/2008 |
| 4.04 | 25 | Dive Leaping Frog Swim Comments(0) |
10/11/2008 |
| 5.22 | 23 | Five Star Restaurant Scallops In Lemon Butter Make Me Want To Cry Comments(1) |
10/11/2008 |
| 4.48 | 27 | Frozen Explosion Brilliant Lightning Raining Down Zeus' Anger Comes Comments(0) |
10/13/2008 |
| 4.65 | 20 | Giving Art A One On A Scale Of One To Ten Is Ten In Malice Comments(1) |
10/17/2008 |
| 3.35 | 20 | Love You Rebecca I Am A Failure As A Father And A Son Comments(0) |
10/20/2008 |
| 5.26 | 19 | Old Woman Alone In A Hospital Dying A Blessed Release Comments(0) |
10/29/2008 |
| 4.50 | 16 | Box Truck To The Head Bullet Ripping Through Your Chest Longing For More Pain Comments(1) |
11/02/2008 |
| 2.67 | 15 | Dangerous People Randumb Skin Irritations That's My Apartment Comments(0) |
11/02/2008 |
| 4.09 | 23 | Drinking Since Half Past Born To Lose, Destined To Fail With A Broken Heart Comments(0) |
11/02/2008 |
| 4.17 | 12 | Elections Coming Presidential Candidates To Finish Us Off Comments(0) |
11/02/2008 |
| 4.56 | 16 | Infectious Dark Clouds Ruining My Afternoon Shadowing Heaven Comments(0) |
11/02/2008 |
| 3.64 | 14 | Oral Excursion Vocally Violated Dentistry Visit Comments(0) |
11/02/2008 |
| 3.70 | 20 | As She Passed By Me The Only Regret I Have Not Seeing Her Chest Comments(1) |
11/02/2008 |
| 3.73 | 11 | A Sense Of Humor It Is Better Not To Have Explicit Detection Comments(0) |
11/02/2008 |
| 4.64 | 11 | Ocean Undertow Stole My Gurl Away From Me With Just A Cell Phone 
Comments(0) |
12/29/2008 |
| 5.46 | 13 | It's The Split Seconds Between Glorious Failures That Make Life Worth It Comments(2) |
01/13/2009 |
| 4.76 | 21 | Chewing An Apple With Feverish Aggression My Mouth Betrayed Me Comments(0) |
03/26/2009 |